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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 16:05:07 GMT -5
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Post by canawit on Mar 8, 2012 21:23:54 GMT -5
hi folk, i hope you day is goin as good as it did in you plans. I am sorry for some of teh delays. i still modrating but i cant be here 20/4/7 all times. that blue rogar really doin' teh numbers on you village.
we ban teh blue rogar alias at stabslishboards. i tell him this 6 time but he dont listen. then he come back and start postin as someone else. hey look, joke is great. lets tell joke until suzanna come around teh mountain. but if you want to goof around and open door for parmajohned, well i cant just stand here and let everything that i work hard for go down a toileit
sorry to be a little strict but when you a modrator maybe you understand
-- stusks
today i reminds of teh story of a friend from teh establishboards names chewie. chewie post teh pitcher of some gay guys ex-girlfriend on teh internets and show her getting teh juice from teh woonkie. Teh gay law student threaten to have chewbanka throw in teh jails because teh girl was underaged in teh pitchers.
Well, this time chewie really do it. he mess with a pitcher of a real lawer high school girlfriends and that guy turn chewbanka over to teh Hennepin County Internet Crimes Unit, to be prosecuted under the Erie Doctrine.
I go to teh courts with chewbanka and I say you honor i like to apolize and i dont really even look at them pitchers. i am modrator here and it is my jobs to make sure thing run smoothly. i assure that if i knews chewbanka was givin juice to illegal girl that i would drops them dimes. I just think it is legal for movie ape to make juice because they aint humans.
i like to refer to a case about 5 year ago when man post pitcher of george jetterson getting dogs juice from atsro. the find him not guilty (teh guy) because just cartoon. in this case yes, it is not cartoon, but it is chewbanka. and to be honest, chewbanka i don't think can even make juice. if he can make juice, my question to you is...how does you know that? lol ok
Before he leave Chewbanka say waaaaaaa(thnak you) waaaaaaaaaaa (lets go han)
i am not lawer and i am not judge but i think you need to prove first if wookie can even make teh juice at all. if he can then you gotta prove that he want to make juice with people that aint wookies, and if he cant then case desmithed.
But teh courts find chewie guilty an they sends him to prison for teh rest of he lifes. Here's where it get crazy. Teh blue rogar was so busy using them aliases that he switch he id with chewbankas and don't notice that instead of use chewbanka for a human shield, he die in chewbanka place.
:shrug: It hapens.
dead is fatguyinawrighteousray - blue rogar, bgrp
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Post by canawit on Mar 8, 2012 22:25:33 GMT -5
with all you friends dying i thought teh village could use some imsprations so i find a famous quotes by one of teh greatest americans and presidents a world has ever seen. and someone that could fly a kite in lightning, even though he was in wheelchairs. ""teh only thing we have to fear is the fear of thunder because teh lightning is our friend, and with it we gonna discover electric city."" -bennegins franklins rosevelts
what bfr was sayin is that teh weather look real bad and everyone get scared, especially for him because he wheelchair was made of medal. But he dont care. He take it right out in the storm, go right to a top of a hill and when he hears thunder he let them wheels go and he speed down that hill and his kite catch teh wind. Then a lightning hit it and the rest is of history.
So i incourage you to do like BFR and get in you wheelchair, go to the top of a hill and when you hear a claps of thunder, let them wheels go and fly you kite as high as a wind can make fly. my friend names pebula always find insprations from fbr. Pebula is tester at teh kite factories. When they make teh new kite he goes to the yard and fly them to make sure they can fly. He is real good at flying tehm...loll unfiortunetly today pebula goes to teh hocky game and parmajohn run pebula over with a zambarni
studls
dead is pregnant doges - pebula, PJiF
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Post by canawit on Mar 12, 2012 16:41:03 GMT -5
lol...this thread remind me of my friends names Flying woody. Flyign woody goes to the burger king and order a whole thing of hamberger. when he get it he say, this isn't good and i dont want this. So the burger King say hey, you can get a new ones, but please keep it down. But flying woody was so mad because he was hungary and he wants new hamburgers right away. So the burger king tells him it would just a mintues and he should wait, but flying woodie say that he mad and would ""make the burger king very sorry that they mess with flying woody""
So the burger king hear this and jump over the counter and pick woody up and throw him out teh door. reggey was there and he sees the whole thing and he say to huerta, ""hey woody is flying"" and huerta stand on the booth and yell (real loud) FLYING WOODY!!!! and that is why we call him flying woody...lol
teh best part of the story is that is when I meet doctor Gunks because he is doing the snaps in flying woodys face when he is knock out. so woody get a new first name and i get to be in teh class that kipper always wants me to be in...lll
in teh booth next to us i hear teh guy say ""to make love to me would surely be great, but baby you gots to participate"" and next thing i knews there was juice everywheres. i think my friend names lubert get some in her vanils milkshakes. poor woody never stands a chance on teh floor knocks out. ooLo
Drownin in teh juice is Greco - Flyin Woody, PJiF
Larry_boy run into someone on a streets last night and decide to kill him. Larry swing teh cross at teh man, but all he do is knock some hairs off. Then something amazing happend. I wrote a song to comim irate...
"Chewbanka is Born Today - by sruds
there is a place real far away
where wookie run all night and day
and teh wind blow every which way
and the hairs fall to teh ground.....
so teh hairs they turn into a ball
and they water and feed it through the fall
and they love it alot just like a doggie names paul
and then there is a sound....
it is a baby chewbanka born today
look like they probly gonna names it jay
they lay teh wookie in teh summer hay
and they gather around to say...
hey....chewbanka is born today!
(violins playin)
jay teh wookie is now all growned up
he no longer is a cute little pup
he thirsty so he drink from his plastic cup
he's been runnin around all day...
and he sheddin just like his poppa before
the hairs is fallin all over teh floor
some is startin to gather near a door
and pretty soon they will say....
it is a baby chewbanka born today
look like they probly gonna names it jay
they lay teh wookie in teh summer hay
and they gather around to say...
hey....chewbanka is born today!
it is a baby chewbanka born today
if they have another it will be names ray
they lay teh wookie in teh summer hay
and they gather around to say...
hey....chewbanka is born today!
hey...chewbanka is born....today. "
Somebony find Leon Whiskers yesterday and Leon make him feel so good about heself he go out in a street to shoot off teh bottle rockets and celebrate. But it make me so sad to find out he shoot jimmy cuns right in teh eye and jimmy die (awww). a cat lover who play a dog in teh warwoofs kill by a cat mechanics. its like rain on you wedding day.
So, back to teh story of leon and mrs merfs. a few week go by and there is a lotta hustle and bustles at teh Merf house. They was gonna sell it, so they is fixin it all up. They put a new mailbox on. They trim she grass and plant a flowers. And they paint the house a new color....white. (chills) So again Huerta and me is watchin TV, I think it was like no whammies...yes it was. Huerta was jumpin around all excited because one of them contestants was winning alotta money and kept just JUST missin teh whammies. He was jumping near the window and something catch he eye and he get all quiet. (whispers) "hey studs, did you leave you a stuff animal out on teh grass?" I think for a second and i say no because i think teh last time I use it I put it right away. So i look and it isn't a stuff animal. It is leon. And he is one of two thing. He is a sleep. Or (blows out) he is dead.
Well, if you are a good detective you probly have already figure out that leon was not asleep. We go over to him and check for he pulse. Nothing is there. Then we notice soemthing that would stay in our head for teh rest of a life. leon mouth is all white. why is it white? Is it like he spit is dried? Was he tryin to disguise heself to get away from trouble? No. It take us a few hour to figure out but he mouth was white because he eats paint. The people cleaning and painting the Merf house had left a bucket of paint out in teh back where Mrs merfs used to feed leon. also, that day there was a special train in teh neighborhood that whistle all morning. huerta and i agree that leon probly hears that train whistle and think mrs merfs is back and wants to give him he morning milk and some pets. The odds of all them things happening at once is atronautical.
About a year to teh day later Huerta and I was watchin TV, I think it was jeffersons. And when weezie was cookin something, the pot she uses make a whistle and me and heurta kind of look at each other and smile. I think both of us was thinkin about mrs Merfs and leon and that they is probaly in heaven, with mrs. Merf pettin leon while he drinkin he milk. and maybe leon finally live with her because it is heaven and in heaven cats arent homeless (life is much easier for people and animal). The only thing that would have made that moment when weezie pot whistle better for me and huerta was if we coulda splita Mounds. but life aint perfect. leon is proof of that.
stuqs
Dead is marvin - jimmy cunts, ggrp
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