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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 16:03:21 GMT -5
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 17:11:51 GMT -5
GGRP I don't knew how, but somehow you is me. oolo. You is Studs and Duds teh GGRP. You going to be teh may sons with jimmy cunts. At night you take break from staring at girl tities and making teh juice on you hand to protect another players with you modrator skills. Each night you protect youself or jimmy you chance of protection fails increase 10%.
Since we in teh fantacy footballs draft seasons you also gets to draft some of you teammates. I send you more information on that soon.
Don't touch my weiner too much or my frind names Bumpy Sergio say you go blind. That prolly mean I go blind too. lLo
You is Jimmy Cunts, teh GGRP. You is the masons with Studs. Every night you both alive you help protect teh players. When studs dies you just become teh glorify pjv. If you die, studs so sad he take teh night off from protections but then teh next night he get back any percentage fail chance he lose from protecting you.
You is Rhymes McJuice, teh GGRP. Every night you say the rhymes and you gives the juice to the wimmens. You makes so much juice that it drown one player you choose. If you kill a bads guys who is not “outed by a view”, you gain confidence and can kill again the next day plus you night kill. If you kill a good guy, you lose you action teh next night. Since you love women so much if you kill too many of them, you might become bad guys MVP [If he vigs two women, Rhymes becomes a BG, without access to the BG board].
You is Helen van Biscuits, teh GGRP. You try makin' them fanny coughs to win teh free burrito contests, but you can’t make them fanny coughs loud enough. But one thing you does have goin' for you is a brains. Every day you try different way to come up with louder fanny cough, and while you trying you different ways, you figure out roles of people in teh game. Submit one name each night and I tell you who they is in teh games.
If you works hard enough, you might figure out how to make teh fanny cough so loud you can use it to kill a person.
[At the point the Rhymes dies, Helen will get a one-time vig of any two players she has not viewed. Smooable based on death needs and game balance]
You are Fantacy Girrl, teh GGRP. Two time during teh game you can show them big tities to somebody and they likes them so much they tel you if they is who they claim.
You is Chewbanka, GGRp. Every day you pick one player and you change a pitcher of his high schools girlfriend so it look like she getting teh juice. If that player is teh PJiF or GGRP, they laugh and you get powers just like theirs that you can use the next day. If that player is teh BG, then they might take you to teh courts. [If Chewbanka agitates a BG, he will be turned over to the Hennepin County Internet Crimes Unit, which will cause a 50% chance for him to be prosecuted under the Erie Doctrine. Chewbanka will NOT be notified of this. To him, it will be indistinguishable from a PJiF action, unless he's found guilty.]
Teh first time somebony try to kills you wil fails but some hairs fall off you, teh wind will blews them together, they get real tight, and they turn into a baby chewbanka who will be masoned with you.
You is Hector, teh GGRP. Two times during the game you can visit Indianed Janets magician show and make youself disappear. You tell me at night you wants to use you power, and nobody will be able to kill you. But the next day, you stay invisible. You can post, but you can't vote or proxy you vote. [If Hector dies with both moves still available, he can trades them both in to be raise erected]
You is Qwerts, teh GGRP with teh extra win condition. You must lives to the endgames to win. Every day you get to picks one player and you get the view of that player. You can't share none of you views with nobody or else there be severed consequences. Not even teh hints you knews players roles. If teh bads gays tries to kill you, you can bargain for you life by trading views to them. You give them 1 GGRP view or 2 PJiF views and they let you lives. [If the BGs target Qwerts, they may not do so again the next night.]
You is Kippers, teh GGRP. One time during teh game you can do teh snaps and distract everybody else long enough to make a lynch final right then.
Indy oolo You is Peenes, teh Indy. Nobody like you. Not teh goose guys, not teh bass guy. Nobody. Every day/nights you sends somebody outside to use the toileettes. Ewhil they outside makin the sprinkles, they freeze to death. Sometime you might get teh surprise bonus power too but i wouldnt count on it.
BGRP You is Parmajohn, teh BGRP. On the odds days starting day one you gets to hack into somebody account and delete they user ID (Kill them).
You is the Blue Rogar, BGRP. You is the alias of the articedge. Every day you pick one players you wants to block. You can't pick the same player on consecutive nights. Since you and Articedge is really same person, if he die, you get his powers. [If BG are successful on a block, the Indy gets the power they blocked the next day].
You is the ArticEdge, BGRP. You make the Blue Rogar alias that make me so mad. Oh it make me so mad. Since you likes hidin behind them aliases, ever day you give me a names of 1 player whose login ID you wants to use. If you gets vigged, that player will die in you place. If that player get killed, however, you dies in his place. You may not use teh same ID consecutive days, and you may not use teh same ID more than twice. Since you and Blue Rogar is really teh same person, if he die, you get his power.
You is Maria Pringle, teh BGRP. You don’t play games fair, so you use you cheatin to try to beat the goods guys. Two times in the games you can change the good guy moves to do what you want them to do. Use you cheatin real careful cause when you two is gone you dont get no more.
You is Paul Swish, the BGRP. On the even days, the first player you vote for will be challenged to the game of whackmoles. If they accept you challenge and they lose they get so demoraleyes they can be lynch for half the vote count they should needs. [If he selects the asianed man, he will actually lose and be subject to the reduced lynch count himself]
You is Larry_Boy, teh BGRP. You one of the inspirations for me makin the Stu3s and Dods. I think you a little retarded, though, so you got no powers. You can does the nights kill, though.
You is bueno, the BGRP. You one of the inspirations for me makin the Stufz and Ducs. You only powers is to annoy teh fanny chocolates out of peoples and to somehow knews a cousin of somebody who knew everybody. Ool
"Pass-around" = Leon Whiskers, who is really just a game mechanic. Random appearances before people.
Two mechanics will exist to account for low-flyers. 1. Twice during the game, when the mod feels things are dragging, we'll play a game of Random Bannings, whereby one lowflyer will be banned (killed). If people aren't low-flying, then we won't have to worry about it oolz.
2. LFers will be ineligible for visits from Leon Whiskers.
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 17:15:45 GMT -5
I ran a modified draft for the first few GG and BG assignments.
B-Deep drew studs. He drafted Marvin to be jimmy cunts. Then he took Hodor and IB as GGs. Their roles will be assigned randomly as to whether RP or PJ, but they will be GG. B-deep and Marvin can NOT reveal that they know stuff about IB and Hodor.
VI drew Parmajohn. He drafted WrighteousRay, DaRaiders, and EG.
The draft went down like this: Two players were removed from the player pool. Three players were then presented to B-Deep to draft from. He selected one and the other two went back into the player pool. Two more players were removed. Three players were then randomly selected and presented to VI to choose one. And so on until we had 4 players on each side. The rest will also be randomized.
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 17:47:48 GMT -5
6 – B-Deep: Studs, GGRP 10 – Acer: Rhymes, GGRP 14 – Foos: Helen, GGRP 19 – icon: Fantacy Girl 12 – worm: chewbanka, GGRP 13 – Hodor: Hector, GGRP – Drafted by B-Deep 18 – doughboy: Qwerts, GGRP 22 – Sinn: Kippers, GGRP 35 – scoob: peenes, Indy 34 – Uncle Klompit: parmajohn, BGRP 33 – TFC: Paul Swish, BGRP 2 – JTG: Larry_Boy, BGRP 27 – Samuel L Bronkowitz: bueno, BGRP 24 – Whoda SinkitisL PJiF 9 – WrighteousRay: Blue Rogar, BGRP – Drafted by UK 1 – rascal: PJiF 23 – Yuk: PJiF 16 – IB: PjiF - Drafted by B-Deep 5 – Nigel - PJiF 29 – Da Raiders: ArticEdge, BGRP – Drafted by UK 28 – norm: PJiF 32 – Godfather: PJiF 37 – slim: PJiF 20 – Buddy Lembeck: PJiF 15 – Serious Cat: PJiF 25 – pregnant doges: PJiF 30 – culdeus: PJiF 31 – magichat: PJiF 17 – EG: Maria Pringle, BGRP – Drafted by UK 3 – Greco: PJiF 36 – RWS: PJiF 21 – dude: PJiF 26 – BTSW: PJiF 7 – SpOOf: PJiF 11 – Marvin: jimmy c, GGRP - Drafted by B-Deep 4 – merlin: PJiF 8 – Arizona Ron: PJiF
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 17:48:57 GMT -5
Forgot to write in the dog as a version of a pass-around. teat, if you're around and want to take a shot at it, go for it. If not, I'll do it after I send out roles.
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 17:54:38 GMT -5
I can already tell you BGs are going to think GGs are overpowered.
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 18:55:59 GMT -5
Leon: Each night Leon will visit one random player. If Leon visits you and you offer him some milk, he will grant you an ability to view, vig, or protect during the night. Limit two of each activity, first-come, first-served.
(blows out) this remind of my friend names leon whiskers. leon was a cat. and yes, that is right, I say was. so leon whisker live on teh streets. he have no real home, he have no real family. Just alotta people of the neighborhood that give him love and give him many pets on he head (awww). there was one lady who really like leon and feed him milk every day. Her name was Mrs. Merfs. That's right again, i say was. She whistle every morning and hope that leon make it through the night. Maybe he get into a fight with a group of wild cat that live in teh gutter. maybe he steal a cheese from a rat and teh rat bite him. Or maybe even worse, he get stuck in honey in the garbage and they throw him in that truck and crush him. She could only pray every morning that he is still alive.
So mrs merfs say her whistles and like a clock works, here come leon. mrs Merfs smile, she put a bowl nice milk on teh floor and give him pets on he head. he make a purrs noise and mrs merfs probly couldn't be happier. her baby from the street has make it through another night and now he getting he milk. If you are a old lady that is pretty much one of teh best thing in teh world. it is like they need each other and together they is happy.
So one day me and huerta is watchin america gladaters and we hear a big commotion down the street. it is mrs merfs and they is takin her away in a ambulance. I walk over to see what I could do. Maybe i could help by takin her snuggie to teh hosptial or somethin, I dont know but i feel bad if I just sit there. So I see a fireman who was there and I ask him. "hey what happened? does you knews what happens to mrs merfs?" and he look at me and make a sad face and says "i sorry, but that lady is dead." wow. we is in shock. She had always lived there as far as i could remember and something like this had never happened before. Huerta take it pretty hard because i guess when he was little mrs merfs gave him mounds one time for hallaweens and that is he favorite. I give huerta a pat on the head and tell him that we should get mounds to celebrate she life. It would be a nice gesture and on top of that we was pretty hungry anyway. So we both had a piece of mounds and had a good laugh and cry about mrs merfs. It was just like a irished wake ecpet instead of beer and whiskies, we have choclate and cockonuts.
So a few week go by and there is a lotta hustle and bustles at teh Merf house. They was gonna sell it, so they is fixin it all up. They put a new mailbox on. They trim she grass and plant a flowers. And they paint the house a new color....white. (chills) So again Huerta and me is watchin TV, I think it was like no whammies...yes it was. Huerta was jumpin around all excited because one of them contestants was winning alotta money and kept just JUST missin teh whammies. He was jumping near the window and something catch he eye and he get all quiet. (whispers) "hey studs, did you leave you a stuff animal out on teh grass?" I think for a second and i say no because i think teh last time I use it I put it right away. So i look and it isn't a stuff animal. It is Leon. And he is one of two thing. He is a sleep. Or (blows out) he is dead.
Well, if you are a good detective you probly have already figure out that Leon was not asleep. We go over to him and check for he pulse. Nothing is there. Then we notice soemthing that would stay in our head for teh rest of a life. Leon mouth is all white. why is it white? Is it like he spit is dried? Was he tryin to disguise heself to get away from trouble? No. It take us a few hour to figure out but he mouth was white because he eats paint. The people cleaning and painting the Merf house had left a bucket of paint out in teh back where Mrs merfs used to feed Leon. also, that day there was a special train in teh neighborhood that whistle all morning. huerta and i agree that Leon probly hears that train whistle and think mrs merfs is back and wants to give him he morning milk and some pets. The odds of all them things happening at once is atronautical.
About a year to teh day later Huerta and I was watchin TV, I think it was jeffersons. And when weezie was cookin something, the pot she uses make a whistle and me and heurta kind of look at each other and smile. I think both of us was thinkin about mrs Merfs and leon and that they is probaly in heaven, with mrs. Merf pettin leon while he drinkin he milk. and maybe leon finally live with her because it is heaven and in heaven cats arent homeless (life is much easier for people and animal). The only thing that would have made that moment when weezie pot whistle better for me and huerta was if we coulda splita Mounds. but life aint perfect. Leon is proof of that.
stuqs
p and s...hey mike are u related to that guy names steven schiellberg
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 18:56:14 GMT -5
Randomize Night 1 among all players.
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 18:56:59 GMT -5
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Whoda Sinkitis
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Post by canawit on Mar 2, 2012 18:59:11 GMT -5
PM: You has been visisted by a cat names Leon Whiskers. If you offer him some milk he give you a powers. You can choose tonight to kill a player, protect a player, or view a player.
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